Ha ha! Scared the wife a few minutes ago. She went out to the garage and turned on the lights. Heard a little squeal, and then a laugh. Phase 1 completed. Excellent. Now to move them around to different locations. Perhaps the dryer, then the shower.
Safety gear is for you sheeple with internal organs and copious amounts of blood to spill. Us skeletons know our freedoms and embrace riding like totally brainless idiots. And… we’re dead. So that helps.