“Do your rides not last as long as they used to? Are your riding partners disappointed in your decreased endurance? Perhaps you are experiencing something called Premature Electro-depletion. Our councilors here in the Range Anxiety Forum can help with a wide range of practical advice, biased opinions, cheerful empathy, and mild mockery. We can help talk you down from your precipice of inadequacy, and point out the fun you will have in your thrilling (albeit brief) riding activities. We can also offer sound advice on good techniques to lengthen your stay in the saddle by practicing good self control and achieving zen-like oneness with you and your equipment, not focusing on the final climactic destination but just enjoying the pleasant ride. We can also offer suggestions on equipment and other battery-powered devices to help enhance the enjoyment for both you and your riding partners in the event of premature depletion. Everyone can still have fun (at least in the short term!) It’s not the length of the ride, it’s the charge you get while getting there. We’re here to help.”