Protection


Hotsauce

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Hey everyone, as I wait on my baby to get here I’m stocking up on parts, mostly looking for protection, I’ve already ordered bark busters, I’ve found a few carbon fiber pieces over in Europe but that’s it. Can we post some links in this thread to help locate any available parts?
 

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Hey everyone, as I wait on my baby to get here I’m stocking up on parts, mostly looking for protection, I’ve already ordered bark busters, I’ve found a few carbon fiber pieces over in Europe but that’s it. Can we post some links in this thread to help locate any available parts?
Nobody here understands my sense of humor but that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop. WRT protection:
 

Philip

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I tried to save the OP from jokes of this type by changing the original thread title from "Protection" to "Bike Protection", but that obviously didn't help much. :LOL:

Thanks to everyone for the laughs!
 

Redwolf

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I tried to save the OP from jokes of this type by changing the original thread title from "Protection" to "Bike Protection", but that obviously didn't help much. :LOL:

Thanks to everyone for the laughs!
You thought clarifying his request was going to deter us from deliberate misinterpretation? You have met me you know, you should know better.
 

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C5tor

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I tried to save the OP from jokes of this type by changing the original thread title from "Protection" to "Bike Protection", but that obviously didn't help much. :LOL:

Thanks to everyone for the laughs!
Must… resist… sarcastic… remarks… protection memes… innuendos… must… resist!
 

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