F451
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Or you could just cancel your order and instead give them hundreds (possibly thousands) of dollars for an axe.
I got that email and was like what the heck? Trailsaver! Who packs a hatchet to do trail work? Does it come with a black hipster mock turtleneck too? Whip it out after you pull up to the trailhead in your Cybertruck? Lol.
Trail work: a machete, yep, folding Silky saw, definitely, small chain saw, yes please.
Hatchet? Driving tent stakes, making kindling, drunken axe throwing, for sure.
No doubt its a cool looking hatchet, but I wonder what they're smoking over there at Stark Futures sometimes, ha ha.