I am customer #1


C5tor

Chief Comedic Instigator
Location
San Ramon, CA
This calls for some kind of reality show on TLC, maybe called “Keeping up with the Haskells.” The crew will film you 24 hours a day as you agonize over the delivery of your bike, wait extra months as production gets pushed back, sit on the toilet obsessing over online Varg-icles (articles about Vargs), buy several exotic cats, fly all over the world looking for makeup to look good on your Insta account, enter beauty pageants, go duck hunting, and do whatever the hell else it is that reality show people do. And we can all watch in horror and amusement as it happens. Good luck!
 

B. FRANK

Well-known member
congrats. I hope it's all you wish for and I couldn't think of a better person for it to go to. years of experience with Alta and fast as hell. looking forward to your evaluations(but I won't take them too seriously until the new bike owner luster wears off.....soooo lets say second lap?)
 

C5tor

Chief Comedic Instigator
Location
San Ramon, CA
@Elite Motorsports in Colorado will be a dealer.
Also WMR Motorsports in Florida.

 

SHSMITH76

Member
Location
New Hampshire
Im not a part of the media event, but as far as is publicly known, the media event is happening starting next week. I cant say much more than that other than ill be going out there separately/individually sometime after my wedding (which is next month).
Any Idea on when you will be able to ride the Stark? been waiting to hear
 

C5tor

Chief Comedic Instigator
Location
San Ramon, CA
Im not a part of the media event, but as far as is publicly known, the media event is happening starting next week. I cant say much more than that other than ill be going out there separately/individually sometime after my wedding (which is next month).
Kudos to Bryan for not only being customer #1 and getting married, but also for figuring out how to wrangle a sweet honeymoon in Barcelona with all the perks (e.g. riding motorcycles, eating for free at the Stark snack bar, drone footage of the honeymoon ride, a boost to his Insta viewership numbers, etc.) Nicely played, sir.
 

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